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Here, our heroine, Esther, strolls to work alongside colleagues.

This is the story of how Oafhuckit improved Esther's response to the COVID-19 pandemic.

It was March 11th, and Esther was the only person in the office who had listened to true broadcasting on her way to work, instead of podcasts and Pandora. That morning, the World Health Organization had declared a global pandemic of the Coronavirus that had just started to dominate the news. 

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None of her coworkers had a strong reaction when Esther asked if anyone else had heard. She was surprised how little any of them reacted at all. In fact, they all seemed a little flummoxed or even confounded by Esther’s insistence that this is a big deal. “What happens if Tim comes in with a little sneeze, doesn’t think anything of it, and next thing you know they’re wheeling Alan out of here on a stretcher?!” 

A few of Esther's coworkers appear flummoxed

She’d seen these facial expressions before. Her coworkers were portraying a sense of bewilderment. Bewildered by both the information she was sharing and the questions Esther was asking. 

Here, our heroine, Esther, is leaning her backside onto a desk. Her facial expression reveals agitation.

Esther ducked out to the conference room for a moment to gather her thoughts. Esther not only graduated with honors from Wharton Business School, but she minored in biology at UPenn. She wasn’t 100% sure what Coronavirus is, but she respected that the WHO was calling it a pandemic and that the CDC had issued guidance about social distancing and hand washing.  

 

She was vexed, irked by the apparent total disregard others were showing for this potentially stark, grim reality. 

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Once lunch time hit, Esther decided that instead of not-eating lunch and engaging in the mirthful back-slapping and clubby sociability of “the usual thing,” she would channel her energy into figuring out exactly how much of a risk she was at for COVID-19/Coronavirus. She wanted to figure out if everyone in the office was going to come down with the virus no matter what, or if anything could be done. 

Our heroine, Esther, is not in this picture chatting with everyone else.

Thanks to her Dogged   Tenacious   Determined   Fierce Single-Minded   Rigorous   Unrelenting   Uncompromising   Adamant   Hard unflinching 

Google-Fu, maybe her Bing brilliance, Dogpile dexterity, or Yahoo skills it wasn't long before Esther found Pharmapseudocal.com.

Before she knew it, Esther was awash in an amazing, full, and generous sense of relief!

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A Word To Our Samoan Brothers and Sisters

As much as Rivalless Pharmapseudocal would love to serve the world our amazing drugs that we make up, so far our products are 100% untested in the Independent State of Samoa. For some strange, unexplained, peculiar reason we have so far received zero reports from the country. We apologize that this requires a constant disclaimer. We’re not trying to single anyone out for exclusion, in fact we hope that the disclaimers will serve as a prompt for individuals to learn more about your great country.  

 

We welcome any Samoans to buck the trend and report in!

E pei lava ona fiafia le Rivalless Pharmapsudocal e tautua le lalolagi i le tatou vailaʻau mataina o loʻo tatou fausiaina, e oʻo mai nei, e 100% le faʻataʻitaʻia o a matou oloa i le Malo Tutoʻatasi o Samoa Mo ni mafuaaga uiga ese, le mafaamatalaina, uiga ese ua tatou mauaina nei e leai ni lipoti mai le atunuu. Matou te faʻamalie atu ona o lenei mea e manaʻomia ai pea le teena. Matou te le o taumafai e tuʻua se tasi i fafo mo le tuʻufaʻatasia, o le mea moni matou te faʻamoemoe o le teʻenaina o le a avea o se vave mo tagata taʻitasi e aʻoaʻo atili e uiga i lou sili atunuʻu.

 


Matou te talia soʻo se tagata Samoa e faʻamalosia le tulaga ma lipoti i totonu!